It's like this folks... count every single dot that you see which bears resemblance to the color of grass in the spring time. Then multiply that by the number of times you've had a dream about dots. Now, find the pattern within the display and enter that into the equation by a factor of "2", and divide by the lump sum of your experiences or encounters with small fuzzy animals named "Princess". Still with me? Good! Now, you should have a number somewhere inbetween "0" and "1,923,655". Take that and subtract the reason for reality, divide by "42", add your weight in kilograms, and you'll have the answer to your question.

What's that? You've never had a dream about dots? WOW! Um... never mind then, I guess... Have a nice weekend!