Some Butt Thoughts:
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If a butt farts in the woods, does the price of natural gas go up or down?

Why are there so many butts in the world?

Someday, you too may have an old butt.

How many butts does it take? Enough.

Be kind to your butt. It's the only one you've got.

Two butts waddle into a bar. One asks for two cocktails. The other, not to be out done, asks for three. Each downs their drinks quickly. The first butt says to the other, "May I buy you a drink?" The second replies, "Only if I can buy you two." This went on for quite awhile until the second one, terribly drunk, blurted out, "Bar-ender! A other 'ound fur ar buupthhs!" He then fell over and died. MORAL: If you're going out drinking, it's best not to be a big butt about it.

In childhood, I laughed at the word butt. In college, I probably was a butt. In marriage, I've been a butt about things at times. Currently, I'm someone who can laugh about being a little butt. I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

Jacob Bronowski said; "Sooner or later one of us breathes an atom that has been breathed before by anyone you can think of who has lived before us... Michelangelo or George Washington or Moses."
    So does the same hold true all those farts which came before us?

Where there is butt, is there always a butt?

If you slow your butt down, do you become a lazy butt?

What's wrong with being relaxed?