Back Tippy's Daily Oddity Hi There

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With multiple choice answers!

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Imagine your butt to be a color. Any color...
 
    Now... Why whould you?
  1. Because I can and it's mine to change however I wish.
  2. To provide the world with a new and prettier type of a full moon.
  3. So I can say "No one else has one as colorful as mine."
  4. Well, if Tippy can change his, why shouldn't I?
  5. So I can walk through shopping malls knowing that my teal-green butt is the only one around.
  6. Because you just asked me to.
  7. Because someone else did it and I want to be just like them since I don't have a creative bone in my body and have never come up with a single original thought of my own.
  8. Huh? KV I think you need help!