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We here at TippyButt.com are often asked questions concerning anything from "Are we serious?", to "How do I remove my unsightly buttock hair?" To make our work flow more efficient and your time here more relaxing, we've compiled a list of the most frequently asked questions. Hopefully one or more of these will answer whatever it is you're pondering.

More information, insight, and current events can always be found at "Tippy Butt's Fan Club Forum" as well. Hope these help!

(Warning: We allowed Tippy and Le Poo, who are professional butts, to answer these questions! We do not recommend you take any of their advice or answers too seriously! Thank you: The EDITORS.)




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  1. How do I remove my unsightly buttock hair?
  2. Why does this web site exist?
  3. How come my butt hurts?
  4. Where are your real FAQs?
  5. How often do you eat donuts?
  6. What is the matter with Kevin's brain?
  7. When will new comic strips return?
  8. How do I ask Kv or you two butts something?
  9. Do your butts float?
  10. What are your favorite donuts?
  11. Are you guys really idiots?
  12. What do you have against dogs?
  13. Then why do you treat Marvin the way you do?
  14. What's a 'Sphincter Binker?'
  15. Can I marry Tippy?
  16. If Le Poo is from France, how come he rarely speaks it?
  17. Are you guys serious?
  18. How can I buy a t-shirt or a stuffed butt?
  19. Why are you butts?
  20. Where did the name 'Tippy Butt' come from?

 

1. "How do I remove my unsightly buttock hair?" Though next to impossible to remove unsightly buttocks hair permanently, our favorite for temporary relief is using Hot Wax! Of course the best thing to do is COVER IT UP!

2. "Why does this web site exist?" Because there is no good reason for it not to! Actually, there is a really complicated math formula which explains it's existence! We would love to share it with you but we can't figure it out. We keep coming up with "Universal Dust" as the answer and we're not sure what that means. So until we get the right answer, we won't answer this question.

3. "How come my butt hurts?" Um... Maybe you talk to your doctor! Unless, of course, you're referring to you butt hurting from sitting on it to long! In that case, the best advice we have is to get up, stretch, and jiggle it for awhile (music helps.) Then get your butt back here and play some more.

4. "Where are your real FAQs?" These are the 'real' FAQs! GOSH! You had a chance to ask a butt anything and that's the best you thought up? Stop being so serious! Life is more enjoyable that way!

5. "How often do you eat donuts?" More than we should. Less that we desire.

6. "What is the matter with Kevin's brain?" Everything!

7. "When will new comic strips return?" Kv's back at it! He's still a little groggy as he was sleeping for over two and a half years! We were beginning to think he might be dead. We finally woke him up!

8. "How do I ask Kv or you two butts something?" Go to Tippy Butt's Fan Club forum and join up and ask away!

9. "Do your butts float?" Um... Tippy, this sounds like one you should answer! " OK! We bloat only after consuming lots of donuts!" - You asked!

10. "What are your favorite donuts?" "French Twist and Cream filled" says Le Poo. Tippy says "DONUTS? WHERE?"

11. "Are you guys really idiots?" That depends. Kv and Tippy are. Le poo and Rilly aren't. Marvin the dog most definitely is an idiot. But then, he is a dog.

12. "What do you have against dogs?" Nothing.

13. "Then why do you treat Marvin the way you do?" Because we can!

14. "What's a 'Sphincter Binker?'" I don't know... Something Le Poo calls 'Real World' butts. Like the ones at FOX NEWS!

15. "Can I marry Tippy?" Are you crazy? Never mind. Don't answer that. Um, sure! But You'll have to get in line! (Answered by Rilly)

16. "If Le Poo is from France, how come he rarely speaks it?" Due to the current environment in this country, he feels it best to blend in!

17. "Are you guys serious?" Pretty much! We like to view ourselves as the most serious web site, comic strip, and little butts around!

18. "How can I buy a t-shirt or a stuffed butt?" Kv's working on it. Probably will be sold through the CafePress link at right for starters. Stay tuned. Kv will announce here and on the forum. See, I told you we are serious!

19. "Why are you butts?" Gee! I don't know? Why are you? Actually, We do know why. But being the butts we are, we've decided not to tell you!

20. "Where did the name 'Tippy Butt' come from?" Haven't you heard this one? Years ago, back when Kv's son was about ten, the family was driving on the freeway and Kv pointed out a bunch of Model-T's they were passing. Then from the back seat of their Chrysler came "I'm up on my tippy butt, but I still can't see!" The rest is, well, more history...

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