Tippy Butt Speaks

THE BUTT SPEAKS

Tippy Butt and I have dabbled in writing for many years. Though most people call our writen words flatulence, we like to think of our words as stupid silliness bordering on essence-enlightening philosophy poop! We believe so strongly about the importance and stupidity of our work that we're willing to post it here in PINK!

Here's a simple example in which we allow you to interact even! You get to rearrange the options below to create your own wacky & insightful phrases! Totally pointless, abstract, and silly fun!

ARTS SPACE: My early exploration into web-site creationism. Lots of poems, digital drawings, and MAZE SPACE which was the first thing I ever did on the web! It also contains KV DESIGNS which was my short lived web designer site. See if you can find the Nun!

THE DAILY ODDITY: If you missed this over in the Comics arena, check it out. Lot's of poems, short stories, and butt truths.

Tippy Butt's Fan Club: NEW FOR 2006! You want words? Tryout the new Tippy Butt Fan Club forum and see what happens! Sign up and and your own words. Happy reading and writing!

TIPPY QUOTES: Tippy likes to show off how aware he really is. Philosophy for pro-active butts.

'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE TIPPY BUTT: Holidaze are okay year round!

CONCERNING BEANIE BABIES: A story from a dream.

TIPPY GOES TO THE SHOW: Share Tippy's adventure of simply going to see a movie. Needs QuickTime.

TIPPY TOONS: See the original beginnings of Tippy Butt.

Kv's Ramblings: Um.... Let me see here, uuuuuummmmm.... Nope! Wait! I got it! Um...

Years ago, before I had a Fan Club, I asked fans and viewers "Do you have any suggestions, comments or thoughts for the little butt Tippy?", I received the following:

"I real love your web-site it is very funny, My favorite is the daily oddity my family and myself love looking up the daily oddity to see what tippy is up to that's the only thing we enjoy." (WHAT FANS!)
"Tippy Butt stuffed animals would be awesome." (A CUDDLY BUTT?)
"I love Tippy butt and I want to marry him and have little tippy butt kids." (MY WIFE ACTUALLY GOT JEALOUS OVER THIS! HOW CUTE!)
"I am Tippy and I want my free t-shirt." (SUBTLE!)
"I'm never gonna grow up coz loads of adults are boring." (AND HOW!)
"More pictures of monkeys drinking milk." (PERFECT!)
"The phrase-LAMEASSFOOL-should be said more often." (LAMEASSFOOL-HAPPY NOW?)
"YOUR AWESOME I LOVE YOU!!!!." (I WONDER IF THEY WON A SHIRT?)
"My day is not complete without Tippy." (MINE EITHER!)
"You should talk of the troubles of gnarly butthair. People really do get it, it's very common. You should sell but products to remove gnarly buttoxhair." (THIS GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR A DAILY ODDITY! SEE IF YOU CAN FIND IT!)
"tippy butt and le poo rule!." (TOTALLY)
"No pictures of real butts, please. Caricatures are funny; the real thing is pretty pathetic." (ESPECIALLY HAIRY ONES!)"
"I can't believe I am even writing to a butt." (ME EITHER!)
"I should win because you started it (DO) on my BIRTHDAY!" (SHE WON!)
"D..Ear Mr. Tippsy Butt, Peas wissh of luck to have T-Shirt. Tink yo da bets! Kep da Wonda Happying! Tanks..........Yo!" (ONE OF MY MORE HIGHLY EDUCATED FANS!)
"nothing because what the hell is this web sit for anyway little kids to know about there butts or something!? Well I just think this is kinda a wierd web sit. Sorry if this e-mail has offended you in anyway. Oh- and please wright back because I would like a reply otherwise it would be very rude don't you think! So e-mail back thank you for I on't really get the point of this web sit and it would be more then kind to tell me."
(GOTTA TO LOVE IT!)

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